Things change from time to time, it's day at times and it's night at times ... a meeting that ends without coffee, is not a meeting at all

Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

The plane is on time, the seat is economy ... change your appearance and let's go to a foreign country

I agree that a chicken cannot be saved by befriending a butcher ... but if the butcher is our friend then atleast the chicken is slaughtered with ease

To win matches you have to take great catches

What difference does it make whether it's Daler Mehndi or Pankaj Udhas ... the show will be fun when you are with me

You enjoy milk when it has green cardamom, almonds and pistachios ... when a heart connects with a heart then a relationship of brother and sister is formed

A sprain can be cured by applying Iodex (ointment), itching can be cured by applying B-Tex (cream) ... the husband who tries to flirt, will fall down with a current from the electricity

Cream is made by boiling milk ... stitching is done when a dress tears ... the one who is scared of a ghost, god only save him

If I get a chance to do 1, 2, 3 (dance) with this Madhuri ... then forget one, I'll even cheat two or three wives

A chocolate hero like me won't do action ... I'll enter late, and until then my duplicate will do the action

It is duty of god to make couples ... but it is the duty of humans to protect them

Until when will this blind law write my story ... in one hand I have this black coat, and my youth in the other

Whenever you have laughed like this ... someone amongst us has been in trouble

Marriage is just like chicken masala ... if you taste it before putting it on the table ... then you come to know how soft and warm the chicken is

Marriage is like a salwar kameez dress ... before buying it you should try it to see how much does it suit you

Even if it was Laxman Prasad instead of me ... he would have crossed the limits with this Rekha

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Who can stop what's going to happen ... what's going to happen will happen ... no matter how many diapers you change of a child ... he will still wet the bed

A watchman is the one who guards, because even a dog is loyal ... the one who cheats his wife, even a dog doesn't remain loyal to him

Marriage is like a mango ... if it ripes before time then later instead of pulp you have to make pickle

Marriage is like a sandal ... if it tears beforehand then later it can only be useful for beating

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Just like the grinder grinding in the jail recognizes rascals ... just like that Lakhwinder Singh Lakha aka Lucky recognizes his brother-in-laws

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

Why should we find a doctor's address when we can cure the cold in the house ... what difference does it make whether Munnabhai does the treatment or a M.B.B.S (Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery)

He went to drown the Titanic but he couldn't even drown a boat ... our brother Lucky was just left giving examples

Looking at the dimples of this Dimple ... it's become easy to act in love

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Enough of this acting in love, enough of singing duets ... now the work for which I've brought you here, just do it

Marriage is like a coconut ... if you eat the cream beforehand then only the water remains

If the gas is over then burn the grill ... why should we have the wedding in the city when the bridegroom is next to us

When you sit on a cycle then you have to pedal ... if you have come in this world then do good things, and why bother about a cheque or a medal

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

In the night we'll eat a dessert and do crazy things ... then again we'll eat ice-cream in the night and ... I'll scream and then you scream

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

I have been dry since a month, I don't know where is the stick of rain ... inside there is a bed, and outside I'm in trouble

The Titanic drowned long time back or else this brother would have seated you with love and sent you in that ... and the ticket of the train has been booked, so if your wife throws you out from the house then go in it dancing on the "Chaiyya Chaiyya" song

When Spiderman is here ... have no fear

Is this a house or ruins ... neither there is a person, nor are there any signs of someone

We all are birds on a single branch ... threads of the same napkin ... dimple of one cheek

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan are examples of gods ... but if you want to give an example of humans then give of Marriage No. 1