Pade pade mari toh bechaari kehlaungi ... par naachte huye mari toh misaal ban jaaungi
Eetha / Shraddha Kapoor

Awaaz kahan tak jaani chahiye ... Lahore tak!
Border 2 / Sunny Deol

Ishq mein aashiq tar jaye toh Romeo ... mar jaye toh ch*tiya
O' Romeo / Farida Jalal

Hum log safar mein nahi, suffering mein hai ... without network buffering mein hai
Dhamaal 4 / Sanjay Mishra

Maangi hui cheez lautani parti hai Sir ... main kamana chahta hoon
Sidharth Malhotra / Student Of The Year

I'm just a stupid common man
Naseeruddin Shah / A Wednesday

Dil pe mat le yaar ... haath mein le
Nagesh Kukunoor / Hyderabad Blues

Yeh Dubai hai ... yahan reham nahi, sirf paisa aur luck chalta hai
Arbaaz Khan / Fool N Final

Aankh joh dekhe dhokha khaye ... dil joh andha wohi raah batlaye
Zeenat Aman / Satyam Shivam Sundaram

Agar apne mehboob ke kadamon mein mujhe maut bhi mile ... toh zindagi hai
Bina Rai / Anarkali

Doli se main jab utroongi hairan na hona ... mar jaon khushi se toh pareshan na hona
Priya Rajvansh / Heer Raanjha

Gareebo ke paas waise bhi gawane ke liye kuch rehta toh nahi ... magar koi uski izzat yah maryada ko lalkare ... toh woh khoon ki aakhri boond tak ladega
Rinke Khanna / Praan Jaye Par Shaan Na Jaye

Jab achchai ke paude pe phal lagne lage na ... toh uske upar burai ki khaad nahi sejhni chahiye
Ashutosh Rana / Awarapan

Sara shehar mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai
Ajit Khan / Kalicharan

Silver Mani light matters mein comedy karte hai ... serious matters mein murder
Kota Srinivasa Rao / Sarkar

Sharifon ki izzat paison se zyada keemti hoti hai
Kunika / Doodh Ka Karz

Don't horny me!
Suresh Menon / Grand Masti

Mazaak ko chewing gum ke maafik kheechne ka nahi
Neeraj Vora / Mast

Hum crime ke tambu mein, yun bambu ghusedenge
Raju Srivastav / Qaidi

Baimaani hi tikau shaadi shuda jeevan ki chaabi hai
Dilip Joshi / What's Your Raashee?

Aatma nirodh rakhne ke liye ... vishvas aur sanskaron ka hona bahut zaroori hai
Sudhir Dalvi / Shirdi Ke Sai Baba

Pehle lagta tha ki zindagi ek intezar hai ... a long boring wait ... lekin ab lagta hai jaise ki zindagi ek film ki tarah hai ... boring hai toh kya hua, forward toh kar sakte hai na
Kalki Koechlin / Shaitan

Pilana bhi farz tha toh kuch bhi pila diya hota ... sharaab kam thi toh pani mila diya hota
Vijay Arora / Yaadon Ki Baaraat

Achcha bura toh waqt hota hai ... aadmi nahi ... bure waqt hi pata chalta hai aadmi bura hai ki achcha
Nilu Phule / Prem Pratigyaa